Short Funny Jokes

A Blonde Asked Someone What Time It Was

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45.

The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied:
“You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”

A Blonde In Vacum

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night… It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, ‘If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?’

She thought for a time and then asked, ‘Is it on or off?’

Bob sat down next to a Blonde

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?” Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”

The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob, saying, “fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”

Bob replied, “I can’t take your money; I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and so I knew he would jump.”

The blonde replied, “I did too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again!”

Bob took the money.

Just Two Blonde Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!

What’s The Time?

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

“You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”