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Up and Down But Doesn’t Move!

Short Funny Jokes — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 16:23:16 +0000

Q. What goes up and down but doesn’t move?

A. The temperature!

Silence!

Short Funny Jokes — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:23:50 +0000

Q. What breaks when you say it?

A. Silence!

Mickey Mouse In Space

Short Funny Jokes — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:16:59 +0000

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
……………… To visit Pluto.

Six Year Old Johnny Watched Many Good TV Adds

Short Funny Jokes — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:54:26 +0000

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?”

“A box of Tampax,” he replied without hesitation.

“Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?”

“Well,” said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but it’s sure worth two dollars.

With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to.”

I’m A Boy, You Are A Girl!

Short Funny Jokes — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:46:33 +0000

There was a little baby boy and a little baby girl. Then the baby boy goes “I’m a boy, you are a girl!”

Then the girl goes “How do you know?”

Then the little boy goes “I’ll show you when the nurse leaves.” So about 10 minutes later, the nurse leaves. So the boy lifts up his gown and goes…”See I have Blue Booties, and you have Pink!

Little Johnny at Local Police Station

Short Funny Jokes — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:32:31 +0000

Little Johnny’s class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board.

On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer:
“It was so nice of you to put my daddy’s picture up there.”

One For Christmas

Short Funny Jokes — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 19:44:35 +0000

Q: What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
A: Santa pause!

Men Wear Pastel Coloured Clothes

Short Funny Jokes — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:04:19 +0000

Q: Which group of men on TV wear pastel coloured clothes and can’t speak properly.

A: The telehubbies!

Johnny And Susie Decided To Get Married

Short Funny Jokes — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:39:35 +0000

Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married.

So Johnny went to Susie’s dad to ask for her hand in marriage.
“Where will you live?” asked Susie’s dad, thinking this is cute.

“Well,” said Johnny, “I figured I could just move into Susie’s room.
It’s plenty big for both of us.”

“And how will you live?”
“I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance.
That should be enough.”

Getting exasperated since Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie’s dad asked:
“And what if little ones come along?”

“Well,” said Johnny, “we’ve been lucky so far.”