After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

Bill said to Jim and Scott, let’s break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I’ll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.

At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. “I will tell my saddest story first,” he said.

“I left the room key in the car!”

“Oh yeah?” said Little Johnny, “My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for dinner!”

“Really?”

“Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, ‘Turn on the light, I wanna eat it!’”

A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented, “You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box.”The blonde answered, “No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail.”

So he called in Jack, explained the situation and, of course, Jack said he didn’t want to lose his job, but he understood the boss’s situation.

Then he called in Mary, and said:
‘Mary, I’ve got a problem; By the end of the day, I’ve got to lay you or Jack off…’

And Mary says, ‘Then you’re gonna have to jack off, buster, I’ve got a headache!’