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You Are Supposed To Learn From Your Mistakes

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

Rating: 7.5/10 (35 votes cast)

The voices in my head may not be real…

But they have some good ideas!

Rating: 7.4/10 (54 votes cast)

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Rating: 8.8/10 (42 votes cast)

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

Rating: 7.9/10 (56 votes cast)

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Rating: 8.1/10 (43 votes cast)