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Do you pray for the senators?

Short Funny Jokes — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:27:24 +0000

Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, “Do you pray for the senators?”

He quickly replied, “No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people.”

Give us a Break!

Short Funny Jokes — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:03:09 +0000

Our generation never got a break.

When we were young they taught us to respect our elders.
Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.

Bill and Boris

Short Funny Jokes — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:42:23 +0000

Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit.

Boris says to Bill:
Bill, you know, I have a big problem I don’t know what to do about.
I have a hundred bodyguards and one of them is a traitor.
I don’t know which one.

Not a big deal Boris.
I’m stuck with a hundred economists I have to listen to all the time before any policy decision.
And only one tells the truth but it’s never the same one.

Very Old Dance Called: The Politician

Short Funny Jokes — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:37:04 +0000

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician.

“All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around.”