Short Funny Jokes

Who is afraid of the dark?

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

This is my Father Speaking

The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call one morning. The husky voice on the phone said: “Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”

“Who is this”? the teacher asked.

The voice answered. “ This is my father speaking”.

Student Neglected Writing Home

One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping.

Didn’t realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note:

“Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter.
Of course, we were much younger then… and more impressionable.
Love, Dad.”

How to Recognize a Teenager?

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can’t make a bed.

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver’s license.

A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

Little Johnny and Mrs. Prussy

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.

She says “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an “r” after the first letter”

The entire class says” Hello Mrs. Prussy” A few days later the regular teacher is still sick When Johny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.

Little Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher “I Remember it has an “R” after the first letter”.

“That’s right” she coaxed. Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says “Mrs. Crunt?”