Short Funny Jokes

Stallone, Van Damme and Schwartzenegger

Excited about his new project concept, a movie producer had called together several big name draws to kick some ideas around.

The project, an action docu-drama about famous composers featured Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwartzenegger in leading roles.

The producers really wanted the box office ‘oomph’ of these three, and they were prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray.

“Well,” started Stallone, “I’ve always admired Mozart. I would love to play him.”

“Chopin has always been my favorite, I’ll play him.”  said Van Damme.

Things were going well; the producers were pleased.

“Sounds splendid. And who do you want to be, Arnold?”

“I’ll be Bach.”