<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Short Funny Jokes</title>
	<atom:link href="http://short-funny-jokes.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://short-funny-jokes.com</link>
	<description></description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 13:37:06 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en-US</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Things That I Enjoy The Most!</title>
		<link>http://short-funny-jokes.com/gender-jokes/things-that-i-enjoy-the-most/</link>
		<comments>http://short-funny-jokes.com/gender-jokes/things-that-i-enjoy-the-most/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 13:37:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Short Funny Jokes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gender Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://short-funny-jokes.com/?p=1413</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, &#8220;Hello. My name is Carmen.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s a beautiful name,&#8221; he replied. &#8220;Is it a family name?&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://short-funny-jokes.com/gender-jokes/things-that-i-enjoy-the-most/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>It is I who made my husband a millionaire!</title>
		<link>http://short-funny-jokes.com/gender-jokes/it-is-i-who-made-my-husband-a-millionaire/</link>
		<comments>http://short-funny-jokes.com/gender-jokes/it-is-i-who-made-my-husband-a-millionaire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 14:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Short Funny Jokes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gender Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gender joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Money]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://short-funny-jokes.com/?p=1410</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.” The friend asked, “And what was he before you married him?” The woman replied, “A multi-millionaire.”]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://short-funny-jokes.com/gender-jokes/it-is-i-who-made-my-husband-a-millionaire/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>She Doesn&#8217;t Want to Have It With Her Husband</title>
		<link>http://short-funny-jokes.com/medical-jokes/she-doesnt-want-to-have-it-with-her-husband/</link>
		<comments>http://short-funny-jokes.com/medical-jokes/she-doesnt-want-to-have-it-with-her-husband/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 18:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Short Funny Jokes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Medical Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://short-funny-jokes.com/?p=1408</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn&#8217;t had it with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what&#8217;s wrong, and why doesn&#8217;t she [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://short-funny-jokes.com/medical-jokes/she-doesnt-want-to-have-it-with-her-husband/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Who is afraid of the dark?</title>
		<link>http://short-funny-jokes.com/school-jokes/who-is-afraid-of-the-dark/</link>
		<comments>http://short-funny-jokes.com/school-jokes/who-is-afraid-of-the-dark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Short Funny Jokes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[School Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://short-funny-jokes.com/?p=1406</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://short-funny-jokes.com/school-jokes/who-is-afraid-of-the-dark/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>This is my Father Speaking</title>
		<link>http://short-funny-jokes.com/school-jokes/this-is-my-father-speaking/</link>
		<comments>http://short-funny-jokes.com/school-jokes/this-is-my-father-speaking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 19:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Short Funny Jokes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kids Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[little johnny]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://short-funny-jokes.com/?p=1403</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call one morning. The husky voice on the phone said: “Will you excuse Johnny from school today?” “Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice answered. “ This is my father speaking”.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://short-funny-jokes.com/school-jokes/this-is-my-father-speaking/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Rereading My Baby Diary</title>
		<link>http://short-funny-jokes.com/kids-jokes/rereading-my-baby-diary/</link>
		<comments>http://short-funny-jokes.com/kids-jokes/rereading-my-baby-diary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Short Funny Jokes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kids Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[High school]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[little johnny]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://short-funny-jokes.com/?p=1400</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was a baby, I kept a diary. Recently, I was rereading it. It said: Day 1 &#8212; Still tired from the move. Day 2 &#8212; Everybody talks to me like I&#8217;m an idiot. I was upset because on my second birthday, I went from being one to being two. And my age doubled [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://short-funny-jokes.com/kids-jokes/rereading-my-baby-diary/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>It was the day of the big sale!</title>
		<link>http://short-funny-jokes.com/short-funny-jokes/it-was-the-day-of-the-big-sale/</link>
		<comments>http://short-funny-jokes.com/short-funny-jokes/it-was-the-day-of-the-big-sale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 16:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Short Funny Jokes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Office Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Short Funny Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Work Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[App Store]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://short-funny-jokes.com/?p=1397</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local paper were the main reasons for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store&#8217;s opening time. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses. On [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://short-funny-jokes.com/short-funny-jokes/it-was-the-day-of-the-big-sale/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>A Blonde Asked Someone What Time It Was</title>
		<link>http://short-funny-jokes.com/blonde/a-blonde-asked-someone-what-time-it-sas/</link>
		<comments>http://short-funny-jokes.com/blonde/a-blonde-asked-someone-what-time-it-sas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 17:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Short Funny Jokes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blond]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blonde stereotype]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joke]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://short-funny-jokes.com/?p=1393</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied: &#8220;You know, it&#8217;s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.&#8221;]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://short-funny-jokes.com/blonde/a-blonde-asked-someone-what-time-it-sas/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>It Looks Like Seduction On The Bus</title>
		<link>http://short-funny-jokes.com/gender-jokes/seduction-on-the-bus/</link>
		<comments>http://short-funny-jokes.com/gender-jokes/seduction-on-the-bus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 16:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Short Funny Jokes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gender Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://short-funny-jokes.com/?p=1389</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Once the bus was full of people. A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him. He smiled, she did also. He told her get off at the next station. She did. He took her place.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://short-funny-jokes.com/gender-jokes/seduction-on-the-bus/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I slept with your mother!</title>
		<link>http://short-funny-jokes.com/family/i-slept-with-your-mother-2/</link>
		<comments>http://short-funny-jokes.com/family/i-slept-with-your-mother-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 20:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Short Funny Jokes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://short-funny-jokes.com/?p=1386</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, &#8220;I slept with your mother!&#8221; The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, &#8220;I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!&#8221; The other says, &#8220;Go home dad you’re drunk.&#8221;]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://short-funny-jokes.com/family/i-slept-with-your-mother-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

<!-- Performance optimized by W3 Total Cache. Learn more: http://www.w3-edge.com/wordpress-plugins/

Page Caching using disk: enhanced
Database Caching using disk
Object Caching 781/996 objects using disk

 Served from: short-funny-jokes.com @ 2013-06-19 22:51:29 by W3 Total Cache -->