Short Funny Jokes

The Difference Between Men And Women

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells:  “PIG!!!”

The man immediately leans out his window and replies with “B—–!”

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.