Short Funny Jokes

What a Man Hears

What a Woman Says:

“This place is a mess! C’mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don’t do laundry right now
you’ll have no clothes to wear.”

What a Man Hears:

Blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON.
Blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I.
Blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR.
Blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.