Short Funny Jokes

Calm And Relaxed

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend.
And showed no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.

But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say:
“I hope, doctor, you don’t mind Johnny being in there.”

“No,” said the doctor calmly.
“He’ll be quiet when he gets to the poisons.”