Short Funny Jokes

High Tech Jargon

Years Of Development: We finally got one that works.
Revolutionary: It’s different from our competitors.
Breakthrough: We finally figured out a way to sell it.
Futuristic: No other reason why it looks the way it does.
Distinctive: A different shape and color than the others.
Maintenance-Free: Impossible to fix.
Re-Designed: Previous faults corrected, we hope…
Hand-Crafted: Assembly machines operated without gloves.
Performance Proven: Will operate through the warranty period.
Meets All Standards: Ours, not yours .