Short Funny Jokes

Musician in The Middle of a Busy Shopping Mall

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.

Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?”

I don’t have one,” confessed the musician.

“In that case, you’ll have to accompany me.”

“Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”