Today is: Friday, 24th May 2013
Begin your day with Google Search Engine(TM) and a new fresh funny joke!
Stupid Man -> Dum Gai
Small Horse -> Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high! -> No Bai Dam Ting!!
I think you need a facelift -> Chin Tu Fat
Has your flight been delayed? -> Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution. -> Lin Ching
HINT: Try to speak the second part.