Short Funny Jokes

After 20 Years Wife Turns On The Light

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.

After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibra.

She goes balistic, “You imp..tent bas..ard! How could you lie to me all these years?”

Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids…”