Short Funny Jokes

Im Not Suggesting…

My husband and I were in the car heading home from a weekend trip out of town.

We needed gasoline, so I stopped at a gas station just off the highway and maneuvered up to a pump. On this particular pump there was a hand written sign placed there by management that read, “This pump is very slow.”

Just below this message, some joker had added, “My name is Forest… Forest Pump.”