Short Funny Jokes

Uncle Come In And Said

I was staying with my uncle. One day he come in and said, ‘One of the chickens has just died. We’ll have roast chicken for dinner.’

I said, ‘Lovely.’

The next day he come in and said, ‘One of the pigs has just died. We’ll have roast pork for dinner.’

I said,’Lovely’.

One of the ducks died the next day. He said, ‘We’ll have roast duck for dinner.’

I said, ‘Lovely.’

Then the next day he came down all dressed in black.
He said, ‘Your auntie’s just died.’

I said, ‘Don’t worry. I’m not stopping for dinner.’

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