Short Funny Jokes

Yo Momma’s So Fat

Yo momma’s so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma’s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma’s so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Yo momma’s so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don’t do livestock

Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

Yo momma’s so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies ” yes Please”

Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.